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What god does

September 27, 2011

What god does

Seems that god has some interesting quirks. WhT do we know? 1. God seems to need a personal assistant to help him remember to renew his license plate tags

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  1. God seems to be butt dialing people to get them to run for president: Rick Perry Michelle Bachmann

  2. He seems to need a website for people to get the message who they should date, according to ads on CNN for a Christian singles website

  3. He doesn’t seem to clear his cache or clean up his programming environment as evidenced by the claimthat humans share about 50% of our DNA with bananas.