Napkin docs
September 21, 2011
Napkin docs
Apparently the use of napkins is not clear in some places:
HI, THERE. I’M A NAPKIN. I’m the new, improved, Pizza Ranch napkin We
napkins have the roughest job here at the Ranch. Don’t listen to cooks
or delivery drivers – their jobs are easy. I do all the dirty work. Yer
finger, yer mouth, yer kid’s nose. But that’s why I get paid the big
bucks That’s right, I’m the big man at the Ranch. We’ve been known as
legendary tidy uppers across the heartland. So wipe off yer ranch hands
and go get some Cactus Bread I’ll be here waitin’ fer ya. 
Made from 100% recycled fibers. Minimum
of 30% post-consumer material. What’s good fer the environment is good
fer the Ranch.