Seuss Goes Online! Online goes Seuss!
Seuss Goes Online! Online goes Seuss!
(nope, I didn’t write this.. it came from http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=12655)
My DSL! My DSL!
They just hooked up my DSL!
I called and ordered on my cell!
(My cell plays games and songs as well,
But slower than my DSL)
Now I’m in the Cyberland
With Clickymouse and Carpalhand
I see such things! Such things I see!
I see my space, my space for me!
For me and all my friends you see,
My space is the place to be!
A-Bay, B-Bay, C-Bay too!
Pals that Pay and Amazoo!
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Pixeltwists and Wikiloos
Hackelacks and YooToobToos
Spammerphish and Bloogleblogs
Googlepies and Errorlogs
Yoowarells, Aitch-teeteepees
Plimes that grow on Linkletrees
So much to see! And do! And learn!
And yet, I do have some concern…
Browsieblippers causing crashes
Cookiespies that lurk in caches
I can’t seem to block Up-poppers,
Or stop flocks of Virusploppers
A Box For IN, a Box For TRASH
“ Pills for you! ” The emails flash
“ Brand-name pills for little cash! ”
“ Pills for you! ” The emails shout
My Box For IN should kick them OUT!
That Spam-IM, that Spam-IM
It sends me things that smack of scam!
“Do you like lean legs on Pam?
Would you, could you, watch her cam?”
Stop it! Stop it, Spam-IM!
Email chains that try to hex us!
Flashing ads with triple XXXs!
XXXs here and XXXs there!
(Should I install Ad-aware?!?)
Now my Carpalhand is sore
Because I clicked and clicked some more
And so I went to Web Emdee
(Is he a doctor just like me?)
I typed my symptoms in to see
If Carpalhand would ever flee!
Web Emdee, he could not see
How Carpalhand was hurting me
Web Emdee, he did decree:
“Buy cheap pills! We ship for free!”
Won’t these pill guys let me be?
“You’ve got mail!” said Box for IN
“You’ve got mail!” Oh, such chagrin!
My Box for IN, is full, you see,
With email from my ISP
(My box for IN, it swells as well
With more cheap pills they try to sell)
Oh ISP, Oh ISP,
Why have you raised your rates on me?
My rates were just too much to pay
The price grew five sizes larger today!
My DSL! My DSL!
They just cut off my DSL!
(They just cut off my cell as well)
Technology, I bid Farewell!