Weekly Facebook 2019-05-20 (Fri May 24 13:08:07 2019)
More stuff like this, please
https://returntonow.net/2019/02/26/out-of-work-appalachian-coal-miners-retrained-as-beekeepers/
Fri May 24 10:24:42 2019
Weekly Facebook 2019-05-20
I think we can agree this was nearly inevitable.
with apologies to Sir William S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan LYRICS BELOW! Or view them with CC!
Voice: Nick Leitch
Concept: Jeff Prince
Lyrics and Ukulele: Chris Henson Lyrics © 2018 ChrisHenSongs, Roanoke,
VA chrishensongs@gmail.com
I am the very model of a very stable genius My bold demeanor is most like a newly vented spleenious My grasp of modern governance is nothing short of tenuous I’ve hired and fired a roster of brown nosers disingenuous
My lack of academic rigor makes me seem quite vacuous My pussy-groping antics paint a portrait most Caligulous In meetings scientific I am shown to be incurious The brief exchanges I have with Kim Jong Un are quite spurious
My scans reveal a blatant under-active hypothalamus My golf resorts are tailored for those duffers hippopotamus I’ve categorically denied my tiny hands and penious I am the very model of a very stable genius
I find the spate of memos from intelligents too tedious I scoff at fake news issuing from reputable medias My fondness for both Fox and Friends is bordering libidinous My long red ties to Putin will one day be Pro Quo, Quidinous
The doctors in the White House can’t explain away my animus My lawyers in the same cannot contain my ignoranimous Of lawless and malfeasant initiatives I’ve a trilliance And several startling Tweets about my plainly doubtful brilliance
I’ve got to golf a fortnight before I get down to busy-ness My random run-on sentences are famed for causing dizzy-ness In short, despite my obviously tiny hands and penious I am the very model of a very stable genius
To wit, when I have taxed the poor and emptied out the treasury When I have robbed the middle class of comfort, heat and pleasury When I have rendered ivy leagues to Trump-like universities And spent our nation’s wealth on manufacturing perversities
When I have ordered armies into havens and peninsuli When I have built a wall that reaches high above the cumuli When I have drained a swamp and swilled it with my worthless progeny They’ll say a bigger ass has never filled the oval offigy
And yet, I’m anxious to release a subatomic nucleus And drag our nation down with my unparalleled un-hubrious In fact, despite my obviously tiny hands and penious I am the very model of a very stable genius
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Tue May 21 07:03:16 2019
Weekly Facebook 2019-05-20
Life at 5300 feet
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