Letter to Alice Cooper

September 3, 2025

A letter I wrote to Alice Cooper

2025-09-03

I’ve seen pictures of you and Groucho Marx together, and read the story about how he would invite you over with beers to watch old movies with him because he couldn’t sleep.

I have made up a story about this. I imagine him, wanting some company. Calls the nice young man down the street, drinks a bit, to come over. I wish i could have been a fly on the wall, listening to what you guys talked about. To him, all his friends were gone. Except on the television, they were still alive. I imagine he would tell stories about them: he was an asshole, she slept around, bla bla bla.

I can’t imagine what it must have been like.. OMG, THE Groucho Marx wants me to come over, bring some beers?

I don’t know what I expect from sending this to you, but it occurred to me that you’re still alive and might want to hear the story I’ve been making up about y’all. I’d love to talk to you about it, if you were willing.

I’m also a big FZ fan, and i love to also tell people about how you got your break when he signed you on his record label.

-bob anzlovar

Groucho and Alice

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